Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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