if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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