if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
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