She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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