he told me I talked like a deaf person
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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