what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
