I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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