if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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