But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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