We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
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