Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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