To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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