i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
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