Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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