your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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