So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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