i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
