We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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