i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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