Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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