maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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