The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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