I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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