I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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