hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
Randomize
