Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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