alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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