Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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