like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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