My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize