Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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