Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Randomize
