Having a random hookup so left but love u
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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