How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
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