rhymes with "ouble enetration"
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
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