you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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