That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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