Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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