what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Can you bring me the toilet please
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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