Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Randomize
