maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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