I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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