We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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