Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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