Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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