You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
So. Much. Porn.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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