Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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