we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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