gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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