But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize