there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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