Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
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