I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Oh god it's open bar.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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