It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
