I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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